1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:30,200 [Music] 2 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:35,800 Cathy, in here now. 3 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,660 OK, new girl, we're pitching Macrotech tomorrow at two. 4 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,460 This current deck is a nut-filled piece of shit. 5 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:45,460 You have one day to make it fucking Pulitzer-worthy. 6 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,000 Come on, take it. Here are my notes. 7 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,710 I want to turn it three more times before the meeting. 8 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:55,790 Next draft is on my desk by 7:00 tonight. 9 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,820 Go, go! 10 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,460 Andale, Andale, Andale! 11 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,600 -Here, you take the front half. -No way give me the back. 12 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,480 I want the appendix. -Okay, suit yourself. 13 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,960 Oh shit, he marked up the appendix? 14 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:15,040 Nobody reads that shit. -You asked for it. 15 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:20,300 Reuters reports that Macrotech is conducting a bake-off among the major investment banks 16 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:26,700 to earn the right to run its upcoming IPO spin-out of its wearables division, valued at close to five billion. 17 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:32,840 Our sources say that JP Morgan and Boldwyn Brothers are the top contenders to manage the IPO 18 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,520 and a decision is expected this week. 19 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,340 This Macrotech deal is amazing. 20 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:40,260 We're gonna help shareholders unlock so much value. 21 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:44,220 Counting on you, Cathy. Can't let Morgan take another deal from us. 22 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,900 I'm on it. 23 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:57,560 Powerball collection time, fellas. 24 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:01,580 When we win I'm going to fart in Bolo's fucking face. 25 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,660 What are you gonna do? -Nothing. 26 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:10,020 Nothing? The lottery is just a tax for the ignorant. Okay? 27 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:13,650 Stop fucking around and get back to work. 28 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:16,860 What's wrong your model? 29 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,900 Why are your columns so wide? 30 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:24,180 Oh is it because your girlfriend's so fat you have to make all those columns that wide too? 31 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:28,040 Hey you guys are twinsies. 32 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,020 Guess I didn't get the memo about Bengal-stripe Tuesday. 33 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,900 Get back to work. Seriously, make those columns smaller. 34 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:38,740 and why aren't the numbers blue? 35 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,320 Now I have to change my fucking shirt! 36 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,660 Powerball, player! 37 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,780 You never know, right? 38 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,080 Anyone else? Cathy? 39 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,320 Bro, I just got off the phone with Data Partners. 40 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,960 I got us four tickets to the Yankees game tonight. 41 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,460 Oh yeah! 42 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:32,260 Wait, shit. Bolo's got me churning that Macrotech deck with Cathy. 43 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:35,760 Hey, well let Cathy figure it out. 44 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,220 It's your fucking birthday! 45 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:41,840 Come here. Come here, I got you a present. 46 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:47,540 Come here, it's your night to be 47 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,540 What? No. 48 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:49,780 a fucking princess. 49 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,600 No, no, no. No, Goldberg. 50 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,800 Hey yo, Goldberg, where are we sitting? 51 00:03:57,980 --> 00:03:58,880 Huh? 52 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,260 For the game tonight. You said you had four tickets. 53 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:07,540 Yeah and uh, none of them have your name on it. 54 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,520 Well who's going? 55 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:14,260 Me. Obviously Steve. 56 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:18,460 Danny, because it's his fucking birthday. 57 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,400 and Fred. 58 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,020 Can't do it, I got staffed on this Comcast deal. 59 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,920 Okay, Julie. 60 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,400 Julie? 61 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:32,260 Julie does not even like baseball! 62 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,140 Well we don't even like you. 63 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,120 But I like baseball, so I should go. 64 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,560 Mitch! 65 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,360 Do you remember what happened last time we took you to the game? 66 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,480 You promised you would never bring that up again. 67 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,700 -Yo, you tried to -No. Don't. 68 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,340 You're an asshole. You're both assholes. 69 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,940 Just tell me where your seats are. 70 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,500 Near third-base. 71 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,520 Give it a rest, Goldberg. 72 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,100 You're never getting to third base with Julie. 73 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:26,040 When were you planning on telling me you're quitting Medical School? 74 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:28,260 Hmm? 75 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,420 I didn't raise quitters. 76 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,200 I don't want to be a doctor 77 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,860 Do you know how many people would be grateful to go to medical school? 78 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:40,980 How many people don't have parents who sacrifice so much 79 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:43,520 to give their children the best possibility? 80 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,260 Okay, I know, 81 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,880 I'm sorry. 82 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,460 You have so much potential. 83 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,280 I don't know why you choose to throw your life away. 84 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,180 I'm not throwing my life away, 85 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:58,480 I'm just going to business school. 86 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,880 Business school? And do what? 87 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,640 Gambling on the stock market? 88 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,940 You don't know what you're talking about. 89 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:11,600 You think I don't know anything? Well I know you. 90 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,480 Hey! 91 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,760 Are you okay, hun? 92 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,600 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 93 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:26,260 Are you sure? You don't look that good. 94 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,580 You can talk to me you know? 95 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:32,820 Yeah, no, it's uh it's nothing. I just um, 96 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,300 Bolo just fired my friend Steve and 97 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,500 now I have to finish his deal, so 98 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,840 I gotta, I have so much work to do. I gotta get back to work. 99 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,560 Okay. 100 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,920 Good luck. 101 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:49,240 [Traffic] 102 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,700 Powerball pool numbers. 103 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,640 Just leave it there. 104 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:03,240 I got a real good feeling about this. 105 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,920 This just came for you. 106 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,040 What's that? 107 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,160 I bought a ticket online. You guys are gonna be so 108 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,200 jealous when you find out where my seats are. 109 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,240 You know, they can transfer tickets digitally, right? 110 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,140 Holy shit! 111 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:28,520 What? 112 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,120 This says it's a handicap seat. 113 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,340 What? No it does not. 114 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,540 Look at that, Fred. -Let me see that. 115 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,120 It is! 116 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,500 Aw, shit! 117 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,540 Classic, Mitch. I always knew you were a retard. 118 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,320 Fuck you, Goldberg. 119 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:46,360 Can you guys please keep it down? 120 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,540 Hi, yes, may I please rent a wheelchair? 121 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,800 Paul! 122 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,540 Come over here. 123 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,520 What are you working on? 124 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,620 So I've set up this model that optimizes for you to pay 125 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,960 off all your med school loans, allows you to put a 126 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 down payment on that townhouse you guys wanted 127 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,660 and then still alots monthly savings for baby Emmy's college fund. 128 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,660 Wow. 129 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,560 It's gonna be tight for a few years, but it will get easier once you become an attending. 130 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:27,660 And then when Emmy's 18, she can go to Harvard just like her dad. 131 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:32,420 Wow, this is amazing, sis. You're really good at this. 132 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,980 Thanks. It's fun. 133 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,820 I just like to be able to help 134 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,380 Hmm, you um, 135 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,100 you still thinking about leaving med school? 136 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,320 Yeah I mean, med school's your thing. 137 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,960 It's not for me. 138 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,020 But I just don't know how to tell mom. 139 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,300 She's gonna get so pissed 140 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,820 Don't listen to mom's bullshit guilt trips. 141 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,100 I mean, have you considered a career where you can actually do stuff like this? 142 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,580 [Phone ringing] 143 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:14,060 Hello, how much to rent a wheelchair? 144 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:19,320 No condolences, please, just the chair yeah. 145 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,920 Who the fuck are you talking to? 146 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,580 Get off the phone. 147 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,900 What is this shit? 148 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,180 Seriously, it's like I gave you some shit 149 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,800 you ate the shit, and then you shit out the shit. 150 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,340 -Oh shit! 151 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,660 Oh shit, shut the fuck up! 152 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,940 What are you working on? 153 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,500 Get back to work! 154 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,260 I just saw you alt-tab you little prick. 155 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,000 Seriously, what is this shit? 156 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,280 We're not fucking Raymond James. You're in the bulge bracket now. 157 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:52,820 There is no way this company can de-lever 5x in two years 158 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,180 Did you put in the right rates? 159 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,660 Where the fuck did you get 6%? 160 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,580 Where'd you get that? 161 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,140 De-de-de Debt capital markets. 162 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:04,460 Da-da-da-da-da The DCM don't know what the fuck they're talking about okay? 163 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,760 Do you know of a different rate I should use? 164 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,580 Oh shut the fuck up, Charlie Brown. 165 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,480 Hey Jackson, 166 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,980 can I ask you something? 167 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,380 What? 168 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,060 Why do they call us bulge bracket? 169 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,820 Fuck, Mitch, what do I look like, Google? 170 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,840 Look that shit up yourself! 171 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:29,180 Sorry, yeah. 172 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,160 Ugh. 173 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,260 Move. 174 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:40,460 Okay, it's because, on the tombstone to celebrate the 175 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,800 deals, the lead bank gets their name the largest. 176 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,420 It bulges out from the rest. 177 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:52,420 My bulge is looking for a new bracket. Who's the new chick? 178 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,400 That's our new associate Cathy. -Okay, stop talking now. 179 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,180 Hi, I'm Jackson. 180 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,060 Cathy. 181 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,320 First day on the job, right? How you doin? 182 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,380 I'm doing okay. 183 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,160 Whatcha workin on? 184 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,820 Want me to take a look and help you out? 185 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,920 Huh, like how you're helping those guys? I think I'm good. 186 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,780 Oooh. 187 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:18,520 You seem smart. How about this, I'm gonna talk to Neil, 188 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,220 have you work on one of my deals. 189 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,700 I need smart people like you, okay, not like these missing chromosomes over here. 190 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,480 I can hear you. 191 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:31,440 Oh, you can hear me? Fix that shit. 192 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,800 Yes, sir. 193 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:37,980 [Music] 194 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,140 Hey Julie, 195 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:47,620 um, you free to go to the Yankees game tonight? I got, 196 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,460 I got four tickets. 197 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,580 Sure, I'll take those. Yeah let me text my friends. 198 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,580 I'm sorry, No, I wasn't, I wasn't clear. 199 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,820 Do you want to go with me, Danny, and Steve? 200 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:00,760 Oh. 201 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,520 Nope.